Happy happy bunions

topic posted Sun, January 8, 2006 - 1:13 AM by  tumbleweed
bunions to spurtards to bunions

I hope you're all well and having a great new year!
posted by:
tumbleweed
Portland
  • Re: Happy happy bunions

    Tue, January 10, 2006 - 12:13 PM
    as long as one can *splorch* on a bun....ion that's all that counts..............screw the corn.........;}
    Happy 06
    • Re: Happy happy bunions

      Tue, January 10, 2006 - 5:47 PM
      wow...that's gotta be the most interesting sentence I ever read.." > P
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        Re: Happy happy bunions

        Tue, January 10, 2006 - 6:20 PM
        Ruben has a way with words doesn't he!?
        Hugz Tumbleweed.... didn't I see you rollin' down the street today?
        • Re: Happy happy bunions

          Tue, January 10, 2006 - 11:58 PM
          jonny, I didn't think you noticed me...sheesh
          • Re: Happy happy bunions

            Wed, January 11, 2006 - 12:05 AM
            Joe's eating his bunions, Cheezy's burning his buns, and Rubins still talking about corn. You should all get together and bake a casserole or something.
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              Re: Happy happy bunions

              Wed, January 11, 2006 - 12:44 AM
              I don't think I like the sound of that casserole... how 'bout you and I, Tumbleweed, roll down the road and make a different stew. :)
              • Re: Happy happy bunions

                Wed, January 11, 2006 - 5:28 PM
                *blush blush*
                • Re: Happy happy bunions

                  Thu, January 12, 2006 - 2:34 PM
                  I wanna watch you guys rollin down the street , tumbling , wumbling , weedling......that would be a cool show.......;}
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                    Re: Happy happy bunions

                    Thu, January 12, 2006 - 10:08 PM
                    I miss my bunion.
                    • Re: Happy happy bunions

                      Fri, January 13, 2006 - 12:18 AM
                      Why'd ya eat it silly?
                      • Re: Happy happy bunions

                        Fri, January 13, 2006 - 8:49 AM
                        I was hoping it'd grow back, and multiply. I thought I'd have pleanty to harvest. I wish my entire body was covered with little hard yellow bunions forever. We'd have such a feast my tumbles!

                        I'm suffering from bunion envy.
                        • Re: Happy happy bunions

                          Fri, January 13, 2006 - 11:29 AM
                          Bunion Causes

                          A bunion, also known as a hallux valgus, is a bony protrusion of the great toe joint that can cause friction and pain when wearing shoes. A bunion causes your big toe to look misshapen and protrude from the side of your foot. Also, if you have a buniotte, a bunion causes your fifth (or baby) toe to look misshapen.

                          In addition to aesthetics, a bunion causes pain, usually in the form of swelling, redness or pain of the joint at the base of the big toe.

                          If a bunion causes severe discomfort, a surgical procedure called a bunionectomy may be necessary.


                          What Causes a Bunion?

                          Bunions form due to a variety of factors, including:

                          An active lifestyle.

                          Improperly fitting shoes: A bunion causes pain when walking, or form initially, if your shoes don’t have enough room in the toe box.

                          Foot type: A foot that pronates, or rolls inward excessively when walking, has a higher tendency for causing a bunion. Other symptoms of bunion pain include swelling, redness or pain of the joint at the base of the big toe.

                          Sooo.....
                          Taking into account, what causes a bunion, you could use this information to create bunions all over your body if you want.

                          An active life style, well live it up, and wear tight fitting clothes while doing it, causing excessive rubbing and friction.
                          Hey, this might even be enjoyable....ahhhhh...I see why you want bunions all over.
                          Let me know when the bunions have harvested. We'll have a pic nic.
                          A bunionectomy pic nic!

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